Lawyers are like a box of chocolates

So, I was chatting with Dad (a lawyer) tonight about the perils of trying to find a good lawyer if you aren't related to one or friends with one. If you just look in the yellow pages, you can't tell if someone's a good lawyer or one with $$ in his eyes. I said, they all look the same. From the outside you can't tell if they're full of luscious caramel or gooey green stuff - not until you bite into it, and then it's too late.

If only you could buy a box with only caramel-filled chocolates (like my dad!) to choose from!